I didn’t provoke the fight, so I feel no
remorse for what I was forced to do. We were arguing. I was right and he was
wrong. He didn’t agree with my assessment of the size of his brain. He decided
to fight to cover up his stupidity.
He swung at me first. I’m in such great shape that I was able to act quickly and block his punch
neatly with my head. I jumped to the ground dragging him down on top of me. I was
begging for him to stop because I did not want to have to hurt him. He was yelling and swearing so I placed my ear
in his mouth so he would stop yelling at me. I poked his fingers several times
with my eye. His teeth must have been
hurt badly by the strength of my ear because he became irate. He repeatedly
mentioned, very loudly, that no one was allowed to disrespect his motorcycle by
peeing on it. His voice was rather funny as it was interrupted by each kick he
tried to use on me. I cleverly blocked
his onslaught with my ribs and head.
Eventually I got to my wind back enough to
stand up (slowly so he wouldn’t think I was a danger to him when I told him
that it might be due to sexual relations between his mother and his uncle) . I
ambled toward my car in hopes that I could leave the scene without having to hurt
this poor man further.
Before I could start the car he pulled me
from the still open door. I was then convinced that I would have to swing at
him but only managed to hit myself in the head.
To this I said “What’s this? Two against one?”
That was the final straw . I lost all
control. There was something rotten in
the state of Denmark. I needed to
evacuate .. the premises.
“There
will be no mercy now” I quaked with anger. Taking him in a death grip I pounded
him in the knee with my stomach. Then I
hit him two or three times .. hard .. in the fist, .. with my teeth. Finally, he
had had enough! I could tell. He didn’t
even try to pick me up off the ground. He was too chicken.