Went to the chiropractor today - a facebook conversation with my ex

by Richard Wolfe on Monday, June 4, 2012 at 9:33pm ·

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I have been digging in my garden for several weeks.  Lifting sidewalk blocks, digging up the hard dirt, .. bending and planting .. Some where in there I strained a muscle in my lower back just under the top of my left ass cheek. So when it took me 15 mins to get out of bed  (this is not unusual but the pain was never this bad)  .. and when I bent to pick up some food off the floor and beat the 2 second rule    well .. I would have scared a Banshee. 

so I called up the chiropractor and begged for death. 

This is a short  conversation  with my ex, who knew of my "back" pains. 

Richard Wolfe says

went to the chiropractor today

My ex:

Did he fix your ass?

Richard Wolfe says

He had me hold a broomstick handle between my feet up over my belly and against my forhead between my eyes.. then he twisted me twice around it lengthwise

and cuffed me to the examination table .. and my ankles too

then he opened the door into the office

and went to the far wall of the office

Then he turned and ran and jumped high

and did a flying elbow smash to my left ribs

.. then my right pelvis

Then  he slammed again into my thigh .. bit of a Charlie horse on that one. but I should be able to walk in a few hours. 

My ex:

totally missed your ass eh?

Richard Wolfe says

well lets say I couldnt feel that pain for 15 mins

he said he normally goes for the balls on the third slam .. but mine were somehow receeded

My ex:

scared ?

Richard Wolfe says

nawww he wasnt scared one bit

I was a bit nervous tho

specially when my right big toe got caught in my left hip pocket

My ex:

Next time pick an ass man.

Richard Wolfe says

Ya thanks for the sympathy

now quit laughing

My ex:

 I'm all sympathy.  You know that.

When your ass hurts, my ass hurts.

Richard Wolfe says

I can feel the love